“…the coven that is the middle aged shrill liberal white woman, I mean the Subaru driving, COEXIST bumper sticker sporting, quinoa eating dog owner, whose… dog’s name’s is either Ruth or RBG, maybe Justice, if they’re really edgy. Short hair, of course the Bob, bringing it back, preaching about systematic inequality from their McMansion, you know, as they explain their use of Trader Joe’s on their Facebook page with the relationship description: It’s complicated!”